I’m feeling inspired by “Love” on Netflix. Not just because it proves so many of the truths I know – for example, even the nice guy you think you’re settling for (just because he isn’t the hot guy) will screw another girl the day after he bangs you – but also because of the kickass soundtrack. I almost cry in every credit sequence, and there has already been a Facebook stalking scene. Oh the Facebook stalking of a not even hot guy you ruined your first date with (and not just by fucking him twice during it).
Keep the memes coming, internet. Bad girls have feelings too.
“This is your life. Don’t play hard to get.”